Taco politics ... This is insane.
Fcuk you Taco Bell!
Just when you thought the recall situation in California couldn't get any more ridiculous, here comes Taco Bell. Their latest scheme is to encourage people to buy one of their food products and Taco Bell will cast a "vote" on their website for the candidate which that food product represents. Unfortunately Taco Bell's bias is showing. First of all, they've only got three options in their promotion - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gray Davis, and, um, "one of the other 134 candidates." Ri-ight. Arnold's food product is the beef crunchy taco. Got that? That's beef as in man-mountain, and crunchy as in hard stuff. Gray Davis's food product is the chicken soft taco. That's chicken as in, um, chicken, and soft as in, well, soft. Oh, and is there any doubt that beef crunchy taco is Taco Bell's best-selling item? Gee, I wonder what the results of their "election" will be. Not that it really matters anyway - cast a Taco Bell vote for Gray Davis, Arnold Schwarzenegger or any of the other 134 candidates and chances are you'll spend the rest of the afternoon on the toilet.
lifted from:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/03/123.html
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
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